Monday, July 13, 2009

Top 15 Star Wars Quotes That Are Funny In the Bathoom

Being the diligent nerd I am, I compiled this list this morning. I had this idea on the way to work and it made me chuckle. So I began thinking up quotes. I also searched for a list like this on the innerwebz but I couldn't find one. So here they are.

The Top 15 Star Wars Quotes That Are Funny in the Bathroom

15. "The Force is strong with this one."
14. "No reward is worth this."
13. "I sense something; a presence I've not felt since..."
12. Gold Five: Stay on target! Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
11. "Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments."
10. "Escape is not his plan. I must face him. Alone."
09. "This little one's not worth the effort."
08. "They're coming in! Three marks at 2-10!"
07. "Sorry about the mess!"
06. "Red Six: I got a problem here. Biggs: Eject! Red Six: I can hold it."
05. "Well looks like you've got something jammed in here pretty good."
04. "What an incredible smell you've discovered!"
03. "He can go about his business."
02. "I have a very bad feeling about this."

And finally, the quote I thought of this morning. The one that made me laugh cause although it's #1 it's really about #2 ...

01. Yoda (grunting) "There. Is. Another!"

And here are some more that didn't make the cut but are still pretty good :) Enjoy!

  • "Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready."
  • "I don't think the Empire had Wookies in mind when they designed her Chewie."
  • "They're coming in too fast!"
  • "Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
  • "She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts kid."
  • "One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner. "
  • "It's not as clumsy or random as a blaster."


Heather said...

ROFL! geez! just when I thought you held Star Wars above such things :D hahaha

Rob said...

Oh this isn't a poke at Star Wars. It's proving they may be the most perfect movies ever. Ranging from the adventure to having applications in potty-humor ... they pretty much have it all! :)

TheBakers said...

Totally, awesome Rob.

Jennifer said...

Ewwwww, thats just ewwwwww

Rob said...

Aw c'mon Jenn! I bet Brian likes em! :)