Happy Halloween to my bloggin buddies out there! Tis the start of the holiday season!
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
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