- This thing is mine.
- This thing of mine is long.
- This thing of mine is above average in width.
- Sometimes it gets wet but normally it is dry.
- It can get hot to the touch - so much that I can feel it through my clothes.
- It can be hard or soft and malleable.
- I use it nearly everyday.
- Sometimes though I take a day off cause I get worn out if I use it too much.
- Other people have seen it but my wife is the only one that sees it with me now.
What did you think I was talking about?
Pervert.
5 comments:
You aren't shy about such things, are you Rob.
I hope you plan to mark this blog adult, pervert!!!
Okay so you totally had me there.
Mark it as adult? Never! Mwaahahaha!
I thought it was obvious what it wasn't once you said "long" and "above average"
Krawl - when you make these comments, I realize it's just the jealousy talking.
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